Tuesday 31 January 2023

New! Five Asides - Issue No.7: 2023

We're up to issue number 7 of our popular 'Five Asides' feature. Take five Thai football fans, share five contentious opinions with them and let them all have their say. Nice and simple. Our panel today is James (Port), Neal (Ratchaburi), Kenny (Port), Gian (Muang Thong Utd), and  Ta (neutral). 


1. Ratchaburi Stadium is the best football stadium in Thailand.


James: Any football stadium without a running track around it is a ‘winner’ in my opinion, but Ratchaburi definitely is a stadium that deserves to be in the discussion. It’s a shame that their attendances aren't close to meeting their capacity, but if (and it’s a big ‘if’) they can get close to filling that stadium on a regular basis… what an advertisement for the league it would be.

I understand that it’s tough for a lot of clubs to justify financing a stadium, but I'm of the viewpoint that more clubs at all levels (T1, T2, and T3) need to try and move away from large stadiums they don’t stand a chance of ever filling, and into more ‘boutique’ stadiums that they do stand a chance. Then, if a massive game comes to town, you can always move to the big stadium on a ‘one off’ basis. In my opinion, it’d be much better for broadcasters (and potential league sponsors) to see a full 5,000 capacity stadium, than a 89% empty 25,000 capacity stadium (eg. Bangkok United).


Neal: What a stupid statement.  How could it be the best?  After all is said and done:
There’s no running track, so supporters can actually see the match.
Visiting supporters are seated pitch side.
Visiting supporters aren’t housed in an area completely exposed to the rain.
The box office doesn’t re-direct supporters to the nearest 7-11 to purchase tickets.
Supporters don’t have to drive the streets in search of car parking.
The toilets don’t have a strong smell of ammonia odor.
There is no rusty, Meccano type seating, bench type seats or raw concrete to sit on. 
The scoreboard does not obstruct the view to the pitch.
It is quite amazing really.  The old Ratchaburi Stadium ticked most of the above boxes before they upgraded to the Dragon Solar Park Stadium.

Seriously, I have been to many of the county’s stadiums from T1 to T4.  Every other stadium (including Buriram) fails on at least one of the above points.  If Carlsberg built stadiums, they would build The Dragon Solar Park Stadium.


Kenny: Looking past the “Captain Obvious” choice of Buriram, and also Chiang Rai in the North, Ratchaburi is certainly the best looking stadium down South. Especially if you have a 6pm kick-off, you get to see that amazing sunset over the hills behind the Dragon stand. Minus points though for a no-mans land behind one of the goals, and the stewards keeping us (Port fans) caged in at half-time last season. A shame they never got that sports bar up and running near the Youth pitches, it could have rivalled the Bunny bar at BG. BG should also be in the conversation for best Southern stadium, especially now the 4th stand is getting built. 


Gian: It’s definitely up there. Top three for me along with BG’s and Buriram’s stadium. Well designed, easy to navigate, and very aesthetically pleasing.


Ta: Yes, if you don't count the Chang Arena and BG Stadium. 




2. The Thai League should introduce a salary cap in order to ensure a more equal and fair competition.


James: It’s a nice idea in theory, but when rules are always open to interpretation, what’s the point? All it would see, is a lot of teams paying players under the table, and not being honest/open in reporting what they're actually paying people. If we were to go down that road, it’d be a nightmare for everyone involved, as there’ll be plenty of clubs ready to bend the rules.

In my opinion, Thai clubs need to learn to set a budget, and stick to that budget. I've heard (and witnessed) plenty of horror stories since I first began to follow the league in 2016, but there’d be a lot more people than myself who’ve seen worse.

From what I've seen, too many clubs are living beyond their means, and committing money/resources that they just don’t have, and hoping for the best. It’s not a sustainable practice, and they (the club owners) probably wouldn’t be operating in the same way if they were running a ‘regular’ business.

Sorry for the long answer, but just to play devils advocate at the same time… Who decides the limit of the salary cap? The clubs with strong financial backing shouldn’t be punished, and unable to bring top players to the league, just so that a club without the same level of funding doesn’t get their feelings hurt.


Neal: What a brilliant idea.  Thailand already receives the dregs of other football leagues, with many foreign players coming here to retire.  A salary cap should keep even the foreign players in their twilight years away.  This will give the opportunity for some of the country’s T3 players to break into T1.

Maybe, as a counter-suggestion, clubs could be means tested, and the rule applied just to teams like Port and Buriram.  Don’t salary cap, just ensure there’s a maximum budget a club has to work within.

Seriously, I know a few Thai ex-pros who quit football because they could earn more money doing a proper job.  Unlike footballers in other countries, do Thai nationals really earn silly money (I don’t know the answer, which is why I’m asking)?  If they do, I’ll bet there aren’t that many in the high earner bracket.  For most, being a footballer in Thailand is a very long way from living the dream that footballers in the English Premiership do.


Kenny: Thailand being Thailand, I'm sure a few of the enterprising club owners would still find ways to slide their players some extra baht, above and beyond any supposed salary cap.


Gian: Absolutely, but it needs to be done the right way. Thai League wages have inflated a lot, and top players often have to take wage cuts to move abroad. This hurts the national team in my opinion. The first question has to be whether the salary cap applies to foreign players or not; personally, I think bringing in good foreign players is really important for the league to grow. However, I can see that creating problems in the dressing room. Also important to decide if it’s an individual cap, team cap or both; I would go with both personally. 

Lastly, I would make it a ‘flexible’ system, with a progressive tax for going over a certain wage limit. The tax would be reinvested in grassroots football, the Youth League and the Women’s League. However, this would only work if we can ensure the money is being reinvested correctly…


Ta: Salary caps are too complicated for Thai League. There are still clubs not paying players on time. I'd say introduce it in 5-10 or 20 years when the league, hopefully, is more professional. 




3. Later kick-off times (19:30hrs/19:45hrs/20:00hrs) would help to increase attendances.


James: Yes, absolutely. We don’t necessarily suffer this problem in T1, but T2 and T3 games can be a real struggle (for fans, players, coaches, and match officials) due to the heat that they're played in. I've been at T3 games in years gone by where my weather app was telling me the real feel temperature was over 50°C. The game was essentially played at walking pace, and even then the players looked out on their feet.

However, early kick off times are a serious problem/nuisance for cup games. I understand that attending cup games as an away fan is a bit tough, but to take away the option altogether by playing many of the earlier rounds at say 15:00hrs is just mind boggling to say the least. If you’re a lower league team, why not still have the game at say 18:00hrs or later, and try to flood the local schools with free tickets, in the hope of the children pestering their parents to take them to the game?


Neal: Later?  I still remember the good old days of travelling home from Ratchaburi for Hua Hin at 11pm following 9pm kick-offs.  However, having said that, I’ve never been deterred by late kick-off times.  I have noticed with earlier kick-off times, attendance is very low because people are still at work.  The crowd has usually doubled by half-time.  Even though I would never set foot inside Takiab Stadium again, I do watch Hua Hin City’s live feeds.  Crowds at 15:30 are a couple dozen, but have always increased considerably by the end of the game.  It really is a hard decision, bums on seats or TV money (bums on seats/floodlight bills in T3)?  I guess money talks, but the later kick-offs always attract the larger crowd.


Kenny: I think 7:00 pm is the sweet spot for a weekend game, it still gives you time to do other stuff like go for dinner after the match has finished while not being too early for those coming from work. The later kick-off times were a pain in the arse last year because bars and restaurants were already closed by the time the match finished. (Covid restrictions). I've seen quite a few midweek 5:30- 6pm games at Port where the stadium still feels empty until nearly half-time because people still haven’t got back from work, so I can see the logic in having later kick-offs…just not on the weekend matches please!


Gian: Maybe true for midweek games. But for the weekend games, I think the current timings are fine. Remember, many Thai League outings are family affairs too, so I think there’s a ‘golden time slot’ to maximize attendances, and going too late beyond that could make attendances fall again.


Ta: I love late kickoffs. 19:00 and 20:00 are perfect for me, given the weather and traffic in Thailand. 




4. Matches shown live on TV shouldn’t clash with other games.


James: First and foremost: get the games on free-to-air! In my opinion, the current TV deal has been a flop to put it mildly. TRUE was a far superior product, but they must've known they’d overpaid, and weren't getting value for money. Get the games on free-to-air, and even if you need to have 15-20 minutes (the half-time interval) as a solid block of ads to make it financially viable… get it done! Thai football needs as many eyeballs as possible at the moment.


Neal: It isn’t a problem at Ratchaburi.  Everybody has a Smart Phone these days.  I think clashes with Thai Soaps are more of a problem.  Game after game in the West Stand at Ratchaburi supporters can be seen watching their Thai Soaps on their phones, whilst the live game is carrying on in front of them (I avoid the West Stand these days for just that reason).  At least in the East Stand, supporters are usually watching football on their phones, especially when Liverpool are the early game.  I must admit, I can be guilty, switching to my phone for an action replay of the match going on in front of me.  However, if Ratchaburi are playing, I have little interest in other games.


Kenny: I think at least 1 match a week should be shown on Free Thai TV away from the AIS app, so a much wider audience can see it, and keep the others behind a paywall. I don’t see any benefit in all games being shown live at the same time. The potential pool of viewers for Thai football isn’t that big to begin with, without spreading that audience across multiple concurrent streams.


Gian: We should do something similar to the Premier League, where the ‘big games’ of that weekend are shown separately, and ‘less important’ fixtures are shown simultaneously. Maybe even giving crucial T2 games their own television spot once in a while could be good - we need to get more eyes on the second division for clubs to be sustainable there.


Ta: I disagree with this. I think every match should be televised, it will help spread the game to a wider audience. 




5. Thailand’s participation in the WAFF Championship is a complete waste of time and an unnecessary interruption to the league programme.


James: It wouldn’t be a Thai League season without numerous interruptions. 

I don’t want to be too negative for this one, but what I will say is this… if it’s outside a ‘FIFA window’ regarding clubs having to release their players, I hope that clubs will stand their ground and say “nope, you can’t have him.” If I were a club owner, I’d be furious if I released a player for a tournament like this (or the AFF Cup for that matter), only to not have that player available for the rest of the season due to a serious injury that they picked up unnecessarily. 

For me, club football will always be far more important than any form of international football.


Neal: Definitely not, this competition is essential to enable Thailand’s national side to engage against class international opponents such as Bahrain, Iraq and Jordan.  It is another brilliant opportunity, not to be missed, to cock-up the Thai League’s fixtures even more than they already are.  After all, what other league is there where you can’t make firm travel arrangements until the end of the previous month?  More in-season international competitions need to be arranged.  It could be a great leveler if players from the top Thai teams picked up additional injuries.  At the very least, these players will be fatigued from the extra travel and games.  However, it’ll all be worth it when Thailand have another trophy in the trophy cabinet. 


Kenny: Not much to add to that statement. The Asean Cup losing us a month was bad enough, this is just a total piss-take.  It will be interesting to see how far Thailand have evolved under Mano against stronger Asian opponents, my guess is…. "not much".


Gian: Look, I can completely understand the reaction against this. But it’s been proven that Thai fans attend league games in bigger numbers when the national team is doing well, or they perceive the prospects for football in the country to be generally positive. 

The WAFF cup provides us with the opportunity to play against teams higher than us in the FIFA rankings, but who are realistically beatable at this moment in time. Wins in this competition could help us improve our ranking and go up a pot just before the draw for the Asian Cup group stage and 2026 World Cup qualifying. It may seem like a meaningless competition, but participating and doing well could really help us get back on track as a national team, which will certainly help the league too. 


Ta: Totally disagree, I think it will be a good test for the national team to play against strong opposition from the middle east. Good chance for Mano to put out a strong XI and see how big the gap is between Thailand and middle east countries.


Please note: The opinions expressed in this article are those of each individual and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the blog. Thank you.

New! CCTVLP - Various Artists: 2023

IAHTS Records are proud to announce the release of our latest compilation LP. Inspired by the discovery of a surveillance camera in the away changing room at the Buriram Utd Stadium, here is CCTVLP. Turn up loud and enjoy!

CCTVLP - Various Artists
IAHTS Records



Side One
1. Someone's Looking At You - The Boomtown Rats
2. I'm Bugged - XTC
3. 1984 - David Bowie
4. Picture This - Blondie
5. We Could Send Letters - Aztec Camera



Side Two
1. Someone To Watch Over Me - Ella Fitzgerald
2. Electric Eye - Judas Priest
3. Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell
4. My Camera Never Lies - Bucks Fizz
5. Stars of CCTV - Hard-Fi


Monday 30 January 2023

Saturday 28 January 2023

New! Chonburi v Buriram Utd - Top 5 Matches

 
5. FA Cup Semi Final
Chonburi 2–1 Buriram United
(Scorers: Worachit Kanitsribampen , Junior EldstÃ¥l)
Thammasat Stadium
Attendance: 2,267
7th April, 2021


Chonburi upset the form book and the odds by beating hot favourites Buriram Utd to reach the 2020/21 FA Cup final. Goals from Worachit and Junior Edstal saw the Sharks progress in front of a disappointing crowd at Thammasat Stadium.
It's A Habit That Sticks



4. TPL
Buriram Utd 3-2 Chonburi
(Scorers: Leandro Assumpcao, Rodrigo Vergilio)
i-mobile Stadium
Attendance: 32,600
15th April, 2016


Well I expect most Sharks fans are bitterly disappointed at losing a match with the last effective touch of the game. Hard to take sometimes especially after clawing your way back into the match from two down. Should have been a draw and, if it hadn’t been for Chonburi’s very benevolent defensive attitude of ‘after you, sir’, maybe more. 
Peter Reeves
 
 
 
3. TPL
Chonburi 4-2 Buriram Utd
(Scorers: Kazuto Kushida (2), Thiago Cunha, Fode Diakite)
Chonburi Stadium
Attendance: 8,565
8th September, 2012


Buriram Utd, the defending TPL champions, lost 4-2 at Chonburi yesterday with all goals coming from foreign players. Japanese Kazuto Kushida scored twice to give Chonburi a 2-0 lead at halftime.
Brazilian Thiago Cunha made it 3-0 before Buriram started their rally with two goals from Cameroon's Ekwalla Herman. However, Brazilian Fode Diakite finished off the Thunder Castle after 83 minutes.
Bangkok Post



2. Kor Royal Cup
Buriram Utd 2-2 Chonburi (3-4 on penalties)
(Scorers: Adul Lahso, Ludovick Takam)
Supachalasai Stadium
Attendance: unknown
11th March, 2012




Former champions Chonburi FC took a psychological win for the start of the new Thai Premier League season when they beat Buriram United on penalties to lift the Thai King’s Trophy – the first silverware of the year. The Sharks fought back from two goals down to draw 2-2 and then won 4-3 on penalties to lift the cup.
Tor Chittinand



1. TPL
Buriram Utd 3-4 Chonburi
(Scorers: Pipob On-Mo (3), Ludovick Takam)
i-mobile Stadium
Attendance: 23,033
24th June, 2012



Pipob On-Mo hit a hat-trick for Chonburi as the 2012 AFC Cup quarter-finalists defeated Thailand's AFC Champions League representatives Buriram United 4-3 in a thrilling Thailand Premier League encounter.
www.the-afc.com



Friday 27 January 2023

New! Five Asides - Issue No.6: 2023

Here's issue number six of our popular regular feature - 'Five Asides'. Take five Thai football fans, share five contentious opinions with them and let everyone have their say. Nice and simple. Our panel today is made up of All Things Thai Football (ex-Police Utd), Grant (Muang Thong Utd), Richard (Chiang Mai FC), Marco (Port), and  Jim (port). Away you go...

1. The Thai League should pass a rule banning players from wearing coloured boots. Only black boots should be allowed. 


All Things Thai Football: I think it would be better to pass a rule to force players to wear two different colours of boots instead. Teeratep Winothai did it before and it is pretty cool.


Grant: I’m happy to leave it to individual preference. I do find it slightly amusing that black boots are becoming fashionable again, but I guess that’s how it works, to stand out you now need to avoid the neon colours.


Richard: The Thai League should pass a rule banning players from wearing coloured boots. Only black boots should be allowed. I was always taught if you cant fight wear a silly hat. Meaning take away the fact that you cant really do something then distract the audience. Unfortunately a lot of footballers in the Thai league haven’t grasped this concept. It seems the worse some players are the brighter the boots, maybe it is time to bring in all black boots to avoid them sticking out like sore thumbs.


Marco: I think the rule should be this: Goalkeepers*, defenders and defensive midfielders should wear black boots - wingers, attacking midfielders and strikers should be able to wear muliti-coloured boots. 

* I'll make an exception for keepers who are free-kicks specialists.


Jim: Let them wear what they like, nobody's paying them any attention. I mean who cares about the players footwear? Surely we're all focused on the price of Pang's trainers this week and hoping that today might be the day Mario finally invests in a pair of socks. 




2. The Thai League and FAT should set up fan groups across the country and consult them on how to improve the local game.


All Things Thai Football: I think it is the duty of each local club, not the Thai League or FAT.


Grant: That is a fantastic suggestion. The game here needs to be marketed better, yet nobody thinks to ask the consumers what they would like. The truth is, I think they have a fair idea of how to improve the game, it wouldn’t take too much investigating to establish the basics of what has made the game so profitable in major European leagues. However, to mirror their success there would need to be more transparency, organisation and stricter guidelines to keep those with ulterior motives out of the league. That won’t happen, so it would be futile to ask fans for their input on matters the FA won’t deliver anyway. 


Richard: The Thai League and FAT should set up fan groups across the country and consult them on how to improve the local game. I certainly believe that local fans have a good idea on how the team could improve, when I started Chiang Mai Fc English fanzine in 2010 it was at the request of the old Chairman of the club who wanted to tap in on the foreign supporters in Chiang Mai and we quickly grew it to 10k followers and it did bring in a lot of supporters on holiday and many expats. Unfortunately since Bangkok Glass took over they stop communicating with us and the attendances have dropped big style, being in touch with local fans is a massive part of the modern game.


Marco: Sounds like a good idea in principle but I feel it would be pointless. Anything put forward by fans would almost certainly fall on deaf ears. I can't see any meaningful changes coming from it.


Jim: Great idea. Only issue l can see comes when they're better run and outlast the local football club.




3. Thai TV companies should stop broadcasting matches from overseas – EPL, Bundesliga etc – in order to encourage fans to follow their local teams.


All Things Thai Football: I don’t think stopping broadcasting matches from overseas would encourage them to follow their local team. They will do it if those local teams are worthy enough to follow. Sadly, only a few clubs in Thai football nowadays can give you that feeling.


Grant: I don’t see foreign leagues as the enemy. In terms of quality, the Thai league is on the opposite end of the scale compared to the European giants many Thai people support. Follow a team on your TV screen by all means, but it’s not the same as absorbing a live match day experience from the local team that you are proud represents you. We have something that the European leagues can’t offer.


Richard: I think that the EPL etc is a major part of football culture in Thailand and we should keep it in, I think local teams need to do more on a local level to get young fans involved. I remember as a kid Rotherham United coming to our school 3 or 4 times a year and giving the kids a free ticket if they were accompanied by a full paying  adult and I went home and pestered my father to take me to the game, so the club had a paying adult and a potential new young fan for life, 40 years later I still go to Rotherham United when Im in Britain so it works.


Marco: I agree 100%. Might get more people watching Thai League football and I wouldn't have to watch Everton. A win-win situation.


Jim: Get the local football on free to air and give everything else to AIS. Half the viewing public won't be able to work out how to get the foreign stuff, so domestic viewership will explode. 




4. The Thai league is fixed.


All Things Thai Football: Ummmm… maybe. Has it ever happened before? Right? 


Grant: Honestly, it doesn’t necessarily matter whether it is or not, it is what people perceive that is important. If the general consensus is that the league is corrupt then that equates to the same thing anyway. Whilst political powerhouses are using the league as an ego boost, fans will continue to call foul play. These people help shape the fate of the country and their very presence jeopardises the integrity of the league, even if their intentions are positive. 

Football fans are generally biased by nature, so when the prospective PM is turning up at a football stadium pleading for the political backing of a football team owner, it is no wonder rival fans scrutinise every 50-50 ruling that goes in favour of the aforementioned team. I think many officiating mistakes we see are genuine errors (although perhaps not all) but the notion that the game is rigged has been embedded into fans thinking to the point where the first rational thought is to assume the referee has received a sweetener. The FA needs to do more to address this loss of reputation….but they won’t.


Richard: 100%, Newin and Boon Rawd just pay more money than Pang.


Marco: I'd like to hope not...but it's not beyond the realms of possibility, that's for sure. There were two particular referees I used to hate with a passion, who clearly used to favour certain teams. Lo and behold, a few years later, they were both banned for life for match fixing.


Jim: Of course it isn't. When have you ever seen a questionable penalty given against Buriram?




5. Former Thailand international, Teereathep Winothai would make a great head of FAT.


All Things Thai Football: I love Leesaw very much. He is my childhood hero, but, frankly speaking, I don’t think so. Being a YouTuber is already a good choice for him. I am enjoying watching his channel. So much fun.


Grant: He literally couldn’t do any worse. The FA are currently hundreds of millions in debt with key projects being pimped out to any egomaniac with deep pockets. Having played and lived the game, Leesaw is infinitely more qualified to lead than anyone presently in charge.


Richard: Leesaw certainly has a lot of experience to draw from his playing days, he also has experience of football in bigger leagues from his time at Palace and Everton. Should ex-players get the Top Job? Why not. They know how the game works, the pitfalls and how it needs to improve from the ground up, it certainly wouldn’t be a bad decision.


Marco: My only concern is that is he downs tools mid-season to become head of the Thailand Boxing Association for a few weeks, misses some important FAT stuff, and then comes back as if nothing happened. Satire.


Jim: I suppose cancelling rounds of the leagues at short notice for a bit of charity boxing is at least new.


Please note: The opinions expressed in this article are those of each individual and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the blog. Thank you.

Thursday 26 January 2023

New! Life In A Second Division Wilderness by Phil Williams: 2023

 LIFE IN A SECOND DIVISION WILDERNESS
by Phil Williams


I followed Samut Prakan City for three glorious seasons in the Thai Premier League (well, two of them were) and I’ve supported them home and away for just over half a season in the M-150 Championship. What are the major differences between the two divisions as seen through the eyes of a foreign football fan?

The quality of the football
Grabbing a chat with one of Samut Prakan’s ex-midfield players at a recent game, I asked him a simple question - “is it tougher to play in the premier league or in the championship?” Without hesitation, he responded with “the championship is harder. You just haven’t got enough quality players around you. You work hard to win the ball from an opposing player, pass it to a team-mate, and then he goes and loses it and you’re back to square one. A game can be 90 minutes of pure frustration”. I know exactly what he means because I’ve watched my fair share of of dross from the stands. I’ve been genuinely shocked at the gap in standards between the two divisions. I won’t mention names but I’ve seen players who quite honestly shouldn’t be anywhere near a professional football team. They don’t even possess the basics. 


Access to players
Championship players aren’t the ‘superstars’ of the top flight. They’re good honest lads whose parents tend rice farms, breed shrimp and manage ramshackle home-stays. They might be dreaming of a big money move to a top club or they’re simply at the fag end of their career, but for now, Championship players know exactly where they stand in the Thai football hierarchy. But they are still heroes to us fans and one of the great advantages of following football in the second tier are the opportunities to get up close and personal. There is no elbowing hordes of screaming teenage girls out of the way as players clamber off the Buriram club bus just to grab a blurred selfie with the good-looking but slightly flustered captain.

At a recent match in Trat, I bravely knocked on the home dressing door to grab a photo standing alongside my favourite Thai league player. Moments later, he emerged into the daylight, somewhat bewildered but only too happy to oblige. On the drive home after the match, my wife said “It was brilliant that you got the opportunity to take a photo and chat with your favourite player, but think about what it meant to him as well – a foreign fan hanging around outside the dressing room and asking for him by name. I bet that doesn’t happen to him very often” 

I’m sure it doesn’t. Which leads me nicely to…

Less heavy-handed security
I’ve generally found the stadium security staff who check bags, put that funny little ink stamp on your arm, point you in the direction of the toilets and yank players out of dressing rooms, far more personable and agreeable than their premier league counterparts. After a recent Samut Prakan home match, I brazenly strolled onto the pitch to get a photo with the winning goalscorer. No one stopped me, no one cared. And it wasn’t because I was a foreign face either. There were plenty of Thai fans enjoying the moment as well. I’d never have gotten away with that at the likes of Bangkok FC or Port. The moment I set foot on the pitch, they’d have set the dogs on me.

Ticket prices
Thai football is cheaper to watch in the second division. OK it might only be 50-100 baht a ticket cheaper but it’s still worth a mention. And I’m betting few clubs can match Samut Prakan for value. My season ticket cost me 1,500 baht and included in that was a free shirt and scarf worth 800 baht. If you divide the remaining 700 baht by let’s say 20 league and cup games, it works out at 40 baht a match. Less than a quid. Now that’s a bargain.


Travel opportunities
If you’re someone who likes to mix football with travelling around Thailand (and who doesn’t?) then the second division is the only place to be. Towards the end of Samut Prakan’s 2022 relegation season, I asked the official club photographer his thoughts on what life might have in store in the lower division. He described it as ‘a grand tour of Thailand’, rolling his eyes at the same time. But what incredible opportunities the fixture schedule represents with jaunts to far-flung places such as Nakhon Si Thammarat, Ranong, Phrae and Udon Thani. Places you would never venture to without good reason. It’s just such a shame we still have to schlep to fucking Suphanburi!      

The fan camaraderie
For a foreigner, undoubtedly one of the most appealing aspects of following Thai football is being able to interact with opposing fans outside the stadium. It saddens me to say so, but by and large that camaraderie dwindles when you’re down in the second division. I guess it’s purely a numbers game. I suppose you’re far more likely to be asked for a selfie or given a simple thumbs up in a 4,000 crowd at Ratchaburi or Chiang Rai than you are as one of the 150 hardy souls at Customs United. However, I will exclude the fans of Uthai Thani and Ayuthaya United from such a sweeping generalisation, the former who came over in a large group to offer us snacks and free tickets before the match and the latter who upon seeing a foreign face, called me over to put their arm around me. Judging by the fumes, alcohol played a huge part in the proceedings but it’s still those welcome gestures of friendship that count.     


Food, glorious food!
Again, I think numbers has a lot to do with this one. Footy scran has always been part and parcel of the match day experience wherever you are, be it a balti pie, a hot Bovril or meatballs on a stick. I’ve perused some wonderful pre-match food selections at grounds like Port and Bangkok United, but in the second tier, the selection can be minimal at best. At Samut Prakan there is now just one solitary food vendor, who mainly sells beer and soft drinks, but will sometimes lay out a tray of sausages-on-sticks depending on their availability or whether or not she can be arsed.    

The parallel universe
While Buriram fans discuss which of their players will earn a call-up to the national team, second division football followers are looking at Google maps trying to decipher how the fuck to get to Phrae United’s ground (if indeed it’s even in Phrae). While Port fans wonder if the club owners are going to stump up the cash for yet another 20-goals-a-season foreign striker, second division fans are trying to find out the name of their new arrival from Muang Loei, with little to go on other than he has a beard. It’s simply a different world. It may only be a difference of one division but it’s like the difference between supporting Manchester United and Leyton Orient. The only people you can talk to, the only people who care about your plight, are other second division football followers. And there aren’t that many of us around.   
  

More chances of glory
My wife asked me if I could slip this one in (oooh, matron!) and I quote “T1 feels like Buriram and 15 other teams. It’s too easy for them because they’ve got so much money. In the second division every team is pretty even so anyone has a chance to be the champions” For a man supporting a team who are currently hovering just five points above the relegation zone and facing the frightening prospect of third division football next season, that’s music to my ears.



Wednesday 25 January 2023

New! Five Asides - Issue No.5: 2023

Here's the new issue of our popular regular feature - 'Five Asides'. Take five Thai football fans, share five contentious opinions with them and let everyone have their say. Nice and simple. Our panel today is made up of Steve (neutral), Rick (Muang Thong Utd), Blaine (neutral), Isaac (Khon Kaen Utd), and  Rob B ("Nomad"). Away you go...


1. Thailand should follow the example of other South East Asian countries and consider using naturalised players in the national team.


Steve: A big NO! If the players have a heritage eg mum or dad then I have no problem with that. But a naturalised players program can attract mercenaries...also attracts agents who see a $ sign. But don’t throw in the cliché you play where you are born...otherwise England would have lost Butcher (Singapore) and Barnes (Jamaica).


Rick: I don't see any reason why not, since everyone else is doing it. If they are serious about going to the World Cup, naturalized players might be that small detail that is missing all these years. The league has been bringing in good foreigners over the years so why not.


Blaine: It's not something I like seeing to be honest. If someone has played in Thailand for a long time, blends in well with Thai players, feels strongly about the country and is significantly better than current national team players, then I get it. Also finding players who were raised in Europe in top academies and have a Thai parent (not technically naturalising) and feel strongly about the country, can also work.

But bringing players in who don't understand the culture, speak the language or know what it means to pull on the Thailand shirt isn't for me. It's a short-term fix and is a plaster for the issues at the youth level in the game. I'd much rather see a bottom up approach to develop the game at the youth level as that will bring the biggest rewards long-term.


Isaac: If they did, I wouldn't oppose it, but I'd much prefer if they didn't. I'd rather lose with a team of Thais (and dual nationalities) than win with a team made up of Brazil rejects that have lived in Thailand long enough to get naturalized.


Rob B: Yes. I want to see the real Andy Carroll and his Brazilian twin Hamilton somehow sorted with passports to play up front together. Ideally with Dave Basset or Sam Allardyce as coach.




2. A top flight club making a marquee signing – such as Cristiano Ronaldo – would benefit the league as a whole.


Steve: A foreigner should be better than a local to justify the wage, attract spectators and be good professional role models on and OFF the pitch. I think foreigners should be restricted to 2 per team, with a high minimum wage. Stop the cheap import who is often just a big lump. As it deprives locals of opportunities, usually strikers, and actually changes the game...the ball being whacked long to the big fella up front.


Rick: It might benefit the league for the short term but having seen how some Thai clubs manage their payroll, I think it's better to keep that idea away for the time being.


Blaine: If you get a top player, with the right attitude, it would benefit the players who train alongside them everyday. It would also get more bums on seats short-term but it's not a sustainable strategy long-term, as we've seen in the Chinese Super League. 

The amount of money you'd invest in top foreign players would be much better spent creating better training facilities and academies, by hiring more full-time development coaches and support staff to develop the next generation. Clubs have signed top players in the past and it hasn't worked. It's not easy helping top players adapt and having to manage their expectations and how they fit into the group.


Isaac: All publicity is good publicity, right? Using the Ronaldo example, look at how much Al Nassr's IG followers grew once Ronaldo signed.  How many people outside of Saudi Arabia had ever watched an Al Nassr match or bought one of their shirts? If a Thai team could sign a true megastar, it would greatly increase the exposure and revenue of the league.

I think that was the general strategy of the MLS for a while with signings like Beckham, Gerrard, Rooney, Zlatan, Pirlo, etc. As an American, it did grow my interest in the league, and I'd say the overall quality of the league is higher now than it was, say, 10 years ago, even if that improvement was going from 'poor' to 'below average'.


Rob B: All clubs should be funded and allowed to have one. Apart from Buriram.




3. Foreign referees and assistants should be used to officiate the big league and cup matches.


Steve: Foreign officials are less likely to have Thai “pressure” on them. I often feel sorry for local refs when they get a call on the Friday suggesting future plans for them!


Rick: I totally agree, but I am not sure if Buriram United and its fans would agree with that though.


Blaine: It could be a short-term fix but I'd much rather see a top foreign referee hired as the Head of Referees to improve refereeing standards in the country. This would leave a more lasting legacy than bringing in foreigners, if they feel the locals are incompetent. This would take huge investment to get a figurehead in, increase local referees salaries to make it a more attractive career prospect and to build a full-time referee training programme to improve the fitness and officiating standards across the leagues. 


Isaac: I'd say no, just keep the Thai referees. As far as I know, I don't think any other leagues import referees for any matches(?).


Rob B: Honestly not sure. Neutrality full stop would be a welcome addition.




4. The best Thai players should be encouraged to play abroad in order to benefit the national team and the league.


Steve: 100% agree. Theerathon being a classic example. Thais travel well and are usually good pros... unlike other SE Asian countries.


Rick: We have seen how great things turned out for Theerathon and Chanathip so it's a yes for me.


Blaine: Players succeeding abroad has huge benefits for the national team and how the Thai game is viewed abroad. Playing at higher levels provides the challenge needed to take their performance to the next level, which benefits the national team. Working alongside better professionals and seeing how they conduct themselves can switch the mindset and help them break through any cultural barriers that were holding them back at home. 

Once they've succeeded it paves the path for the next generation of players to thrive abroad. Also, if they return to the Thai League, to finish their career, they can be an invaluable role model which lifts the players around them. 


Isaac: I think this might be something of a catch-22. I think if the best Thai players would play in Japan for example, that would help their individual development, helping the quality of the national team. However, if the top Thai talents are playing abroad, and the players leftover in the Thai League aren't breaking in to the nat'l team squad, then that might hurt interest in the league as a whole. 


Rob B: I think if any were seriously good enough they’d have been picked up. I think that the few who have stand out in the league and national team.




5. The Thai League should employ someone like Richard Barrow to promote the local game to foreigners in Thailand and abroad.


Steve: Anything that promotes the game is good. Dual language web sites...and my pet hate commentators who don’t have multiple orgasms or giggle when there is a throw in or corner. Better quality TV coverage with dual language commentary.


Rick: I would prefer to have football people promoting football and let Mr Barrow promote the train rides instead.


Blaine: It could increase awareness but improving the product first would make a much bigger impact. I'd rather focus on making it easy to get tickets, improving stadium experiences and views and improving the quality of the playing and refereeing standards in the league (which all stems back to youth and referee development again). It's so easy to watch the Premier League on TV, so the Thai League needs to create (and sell) a better fan experience that makes them not want to miss the next game!


Isaac: It couldn't hurt to try... Mark Wiens stadium food tour? Kidding aside, I'm not sure if the league itself would be the best way to do that, but maybe it would be better to do it at the team level (that's kind of my goal with Khon Kaen Utd). They should focus on marketing domestically first and filling stadiums before worrying about attracting interest abroad.


Rob B: Someone of that ilk for sure. The Thai League for all its faults could be made into a really good product with proper marketing, fan involvement and some common sense around fixtures. The matchday experience is great and top value for money but not enough know about it.


Please note: The opinions expressed in this article are those of each individual and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the blog. Thank you.

Taking The PEA: 2010

In 2009, when former politician, Newin Chidchob bought PEA FC and moved them 210 miles from Ayutthya to his home city of Buriram - laying the foundations for Buriram Utd - there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth from fans of other clubs. Below are two extracts from a now defunct Muang Thong Utd blog which perfectly sum up the anti-"franchise" / anti-Buriram mood of the time.


Next up - PEA Buriram
by GH
Sunday, 2 May 2010


Here's the lowdown on the controversial newcomers...

The club
PEA Buriram are the 'replacement' of PEA Ayutthaya of last season. As PEA Ayutthaya, the team won the TPL in the 2008 season. The club was purchased in the close season of 2009 by highly controversial but equally influential politician Newin Chidchob. Chidchob acquired the club and ordered the construction of a new stadium ('Thunder Castle') in Buriram. PEA Ayutthaya fans responded by burning their shirts and turning to the League 2 side, Ayutthaya FC.

While the move of a team is never nice to see, it was somewhat understandable in this case since PEA is one of the old 'corporate' teams that is always for sale to the highest bidder and bears no local loyalty. What is harder to take is the highly dubious activities of Newin Chidchob since the move, including payments for supporters and to other teams in the football league. The obvious conflict of interests is magnified by the reality that the body responsible for monitoring and punishing any misconduct in Thai football - the TFA - is effectively under the command of Newin in his role as a de-facto leader of a faction in the Democrat Party.

Yet, the financial investment has reaped little reward so far. Buriram PEA have won one game and drawn three at this stage of the season.

The actions of Newin in connection with the club can be read about here.

The Province
Buriram Province could be considered the first Isaan province you can reach by driving north east from Bangkok. Fans will face a round journey of about eight hundred kilometers. A long trip, but they are likely to receive some financial compensation for their 'support' anyway.

Who to watch
The side has some Brazilian players in its ranks, though their profiles are missing from the club website. According to Wikipedia, numbers 14, 28, 29 and 17 are from the mighty football nation of Brazil.

I call
With due respect to fans of the team, I strongly dislike the whole taste of the setup at PEA Buriram and I hope the team win nothing. I also hope we give them a hiding. 3 - 0 Muangthong.



Next up - Buriram PEA (away)
by GH
Thursday, 19 August 2010


This Sunday, Muangthong travel to Buriram in a bid to become the first team to defeat Buriram PEA at the Thundercastle. Buriram's success this season has been due to a strong defence. Now they will, once again, come up against the best and highest-scoring team in the league. Which side will crack?

A little more about Buriram PEA in general was discussed before the home game (above).

As usual, both sets of fans will be friendly and well behaved but I must confess I'll be tempted to speak my mind a few times and that's not just because 'Thundercastle' sounds more like a ride at Dream World.

For one thing, it seems remarkably bad taste for a politician (Newin Chidchob) to acquire not one but two teams (Buriram PEA and Buriram FC) and then proceed to offer cash bonuses to other teams in the league and loan not one, not two but.....seven players from one club to the other.

It also goes against the natural instinct of a western football fan to accept fans given "incentives" to support a team, because we instinctively feel that fans should support a team through loyalty and nothing else. Also hard for us to understand is the idea of hero worshiping a politician. It has a very 'North Korean' feel to it.

Moreover, various reports have stated that while the home fans are perfectly friendly, security staff at the Thundercastle are, allegedly, both unfriendly and unhelpful. Any fans going to this game should be aware that on all previous occasions, items such as umbrellas, food boxes and any other items too big to fit in a pocket have been confiscated. The management at Muangthong are aware of this but of course as an away team, there is only so much that can be done about it.

But all this is just my opinion and I realise that Buriram fans are good people who will see things very differently. I'm sure most people will quite rightly focus on the football and it looks set to be an exciting game. Chonburi's win over Tero means they are still hot on our heels and Thundercastle is where Chonburi, Bangkok Glass and Pattaya all slipped up. Thai Port managed a draw. For us to falter too would fill Chonburi with hope.

New! Big Mick's Buriram Battle Cry: 2023

Back by popular demand, here's Big Mick with his "preview" of Sunday's match.


55! Chonburi charlie got in touch and asked me to right this before sundays match. well we came we saw we got our? haha you don't like buriram utd because this season we will win everthing, and chonburi will be nothing. we are a great club with a great future, and a great man behind us, the future prime minister of this great country, so may be you should forget chonburi and start supporting BURRIRAM UTD the man city of the thai premiership. just for the record i don't support man city or any other english shit. up the BRUIRAM UTD

i am so proud to be a part of this great club and the fantastic support we have.as you know yourself the best and biggest support at home and away well most of the time our away games are like home games. tell your friends at chonburi the BURIRAM UDT are on the way. 29 january another 3 points for the boys.

i didn't see you at the chonburi v policetero game. if you are the loyal fan you say you are why was you not attending the home game with police tero. i myself have not missed a Buriram game all season including cup games and the same with my friends and we all will be making the trip to uthai thani in the fa cup to see the UTD go through to the next round, maybe we will meet in the next round and you can buy us all a beer, 55 no we won't becos your out!!!!

is it true you are not going to the game this weekend. what kind of supporter are you, maybe that is something for you to think about, or maybe inside you are a BURRIAM UTD fan trying to get out and tell the world. only joking. good luck for the rest of the season i am sure the second place (loosers place!!) is yours, look forward to the battle next sunday. good football and good support i am sure we can all agree on that.

if you dont want to come to buriram in the future (UP TO YOU). i dont care what any of you say about buriram we have a great football club, and in my opinion i am very lucky to live in such a great place like BURIRRAM, the people of buriram are ACE and we as farang LOVE THEM ALL.

ive been told some of you laff at me. well i don't care what you say about me ,while you are bad mouthing me you are leaving alone the club i love and the people i love. you people make me laugh. think what you want after all we are only stupid farmers from issan. but currently top of the league (AGAIN!!!!) and still have a chance to win two cups not bad for stupid farmers UP THE BURIARM UTD.

Tuesday 24 January 2023

New! Chonburi v Buriram Utd Q&A: 2023

It's a Chonburi v Buriram Utd pre match Q&A. Representing the Sharks is Tim Spear and for the Thunder Castle we have Jamie Pinder. The floor is yours, gentlemen...


Tim answers Jamie's questions
Have you visited the Chang Arena before and how does it rank among viewing experiences compared to other stadiums?
Yes, I have been to Buriram a fair few times. I've seen many an exciting match, some fabulous, others so close for us. The ground is great, though it is a rather kitsch Meccano set up. The away end is cramped in the corner, so the view, although close up, is probably the worst in the ground. The atmosphere is invariably amazing. A big shout out must go to your stewards, certainly the biggest ars*****s in the whole of Thai football. Trained in ruining a matchday experience.

Are you happy with the Buriram Utd players that have come into your squad?
I really like Kelic. I don't recall seeing Go Seul-ki, so let's see. Bardanca flatters to deceive. But ultimately how can we compete with Buriram, when our players are your cast offs.

Do you think teams should supply free transport for away games to help generate support?
I guess this is like "kids for a quid". So in the short term, yes. It generates attention and potentially brings in new fans. Free away travel, would increase gates, but when clubs pay for this it takes away from the team budget. Unless of course your club is owned by an (alleged) corr*** megla****** . 

Are Chonburi seriously overachieving this year? 
It's hard to say about Chonburi this season. We have a nice way of playing, and the players are certainly enjoying their games. As a fan, there have been some great entertaining games. Over achieving? I guess we are in the top half, which is historically the case. However, we are having a half hearted flirt with second, which usually happens to some extent. At present we are the best of the also rans, but no more. We underachieved in the cups for sure. We can beat any team on our day here in Thailand. Just not consistently.

Do you fancy taking all three points on Sunday? 
Ha ha! We will hopefully take the game to Buriram, so you never know. But your team is much stronger than ours, so I'm not expecting much, especially with the 13th man in the middle for you! All of the very worst refereeing decisions I have witnessed have been in favour of Buriram, so I'm not holding out much hope on that score. However, I still want to wish all your supporters all the best for the rest of the season. I'm just a little bit jealous that we don't have the same level of financial support that you have. 


Jamie answers Tim's questions
How happy are you are with the owners of you club? Are their policies sustainable?
Very happy. We’re lucky to have owners who really care about the club and the fans.

Who do you see as your main threat in this season's title race?
Um, I guess Chonburi if they win on Sunday. I’d like to see a tighter competition but it needs the other teams to step up.

What is your usual food experience before a game?
For home matches it's Jimmy’s for a Sunday roast if possible. Amazon for coffee and 7/11 for a toasted cheese and ham sandwich when traveling away.

How long have you supported Buriram, and do you have a soft spot for any other Thai team?
I discovered we had a team when it was still Buriram PEA and a Thai friend took me to watch. Hooked since 2010. I have a soft spot for the Isaan teams. 

Which visiting fans make the most noise when they come to Buriram?
Muang Thong, Port and Korat based on how many fans they bring. Final game this year is home to Korat. We could pick up the trophy and they could get relegated (but I hope they don’t). Could be a cracking atmosphere.

Monday 23 January 2023

New! Chonburi 5-3 Police Tero - Match Report: 2023

TPL
Chonburi 5-3 Police Tero
Chonburi Stadium
Sunday 22nd January, 2023


Match Report 
by Tim Spear
What a game. What more can I say?! We started with a strong team, featuring two debutants – Diego Badanca and Jesse Curran. Bardanca looked very solid at the back. Really dependable, comfortable on the ball and good movement all-round. He was right in front of us in the first half and we saw close up how good he is. 

Jesse Curran was absolutely amazing in the first period. He played out wide on the right hand side, skipping past defenders, fast, great touch and obviously got a couple of goals. For the first one, he was clean through, one on one against Sinthaweechai, and just nicked the ball over him into the net. A classy finish. He looks a real bargain, but he faded a bit towards the end.

Overall, we were playing great stuff and cruised into a 3-0 lead. The game was ours so I went for a beer and to the toilet. When I returned, they had pulled a goal back. After the break, the goals continued to fly in and it was pretty much end to end stuff. Thankfully, our fifth goal – after Police Tero had clawed it back to 4-3, finished them off. 

Anyway, it was a cracking game. Very entertaining. They played some decent stuff too and I was very impressed with them. They’re quite a strong team and very impressive going forward. I think we took our foot off the gas at three – nil up, but thankfully had enough left in the tank to record a 5-3 win. It’s always nice to score five and now I’m really looking forward to next weekend and our trip to Buriram.