Monday, 18 November 2019

Big Mick's Match Preview: 2015

In March, 2015, I asked Buriram Utd fan, Big Mick, to preview our league meeting at the New I-Mobile Stadium. Here's what he wrote:


Today the mighty Buriram will play Chonburi. We like it when these Bangkok teams come here cos we can give them a good thrashing and show em what a proper crowd looks like. I bet they don’t bring no supporters either. Which is piss poor for a Wednesday night. We’d deffo take 5,000 down there. I suppose it just proves that BURIRAM fans are more loyal than chonburi low life. I’m so excited about tonight that I’ve been wearing my replica shirt since coming back from the airport after seeing the lads come back from China or Japan or wherever it was when we won last week.

Everybody in Buriram wears replica shirts cos we love our team – and also cos Khun Newin has made it the law up here. He’s a great chairman and not bent like some of em. His missus is great too. She’s dead good at singing and dancing and she really knows a lot about football. Probably more than me – which is a lot! She also likes shouting stuff at other teams players threw her megaphone. I bet what she’s saying is soooo funny. But its in THAI “Som nam nar.”

I think we’ll win tonight – 7-0. We’re going to be AFC champions this year so we’ll thrash rubbish Thai teams. We should have an Asian Super league. We’d win that as well. Everybody at Fox Sports thinks we’re dead good. They know there stuff – cos we are. Andy Penders thinks we’re the greatest team hes ever seen. EVER. Paul Masefield likes saying Thunder Castle. And Jamie Reed likes our kit. We have the bestest players in Thailand, Asia and the world.

We have the best fans too. Just watch us sing and dance for ninety minutes – plus time added on – we’re so LOUD AND BRILLIANT. All other fans wish they could be like us. We will always be the number 1 fans. One thing for sure Buriram supporters is the best in the land for sure. The opposing fans call us Buffalo and uneducated farmer's,but in reply the Buriram fans do nothing,i believe this must take treemenduss self control,and i think the opposing fans can learn so much from the Buriram fans on the way to behave at football stadiums across the country of Thailand. BURIRAM FOOTBALL FANS A CREDIT TO THAILAND

I don’t think Chonburi will stand a chance tonight. They’ve won nothing for ages – oh the Khor Royal Cup – tell me when to stop laughing. And we will be laughing all the way to the premier league title and may be a cup or two as well. I remember when Chonburi fans chucked stuff at Frank. They only got fined B20,000 and he got done for B10,000. WHAT A JOKE! He should of chucked the stuff back.


When you get stick throughout the game and object's are chucked at you and your emotion's  are running high you are bound to react ! ?, FRANKIE was just asking the question ! CAN'T HEAR YOU NOW !!!!?,  They can’t accept that we are now number 1 and there is nothing they can do about it. Remember we are all BURIRAM people and that makes us special so come on and lets get behind our local side and show the rest of the LEAGUE what our local side means to us.

We no that the TPL don’t like us. They’re always trying to stop us winning but NO-ONE can. They even get the ref’s to cheat against us. Sometimes they’ll give a corner when it’s a goal kick and they don’t let us use thirteen players like we askerd. But we don’t care. Khun Newin and Mrs Newin have made the THUNDER CASTLE the best.

He tells everybody that when hes doing his speech in the huddle. It must be so good to listen to that. I bet he’s saying really clever stuff and you can tell that the player’s, coach’s and everybody just BELIEVES HIM. Him and his wife are a bit like heros to us and everybody else is jealous. I wish they was my mum and dad. Theyve even got there own racetrack. Just like a full size scalectrix. Coool!

Enjoy the match – Come on you THUNDER CASTLE – make our hearts fill with pride and our heads full of good thinking. WE ARE BU-RI-RAM U-NI-TED! A local team for local people.

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