55555555!!! I bet all you Bangkok ladyboys are laffing at us now arent you?? Just becos we are so crap this seeson and you think we wont win nuthin. Well...................................gess wot?? We dont care. No we reely dont care. We're all into motor sports now. we love motorbike racing and F1. They are much beter than football. Thats what all you bangkok ladyboys like. football
Khun Newin (hallowed be his name!!) has bilt the best race track anywhere in the world. It doesnt have roundabouts or traffic lites so cars and motorbikes can go dead fast. It's not like bangkok were nuthin moves for hours. You lot spend all your lifes sitting in traffic jamms. Hear we have a racing track.
Khun newin (hallowed be his name!) has secretly told us that he dont like football no more and wants to be the Thai Bernie Ekklestone. He's going to make Buriram the centre of the F1 and M1 universe. We even have a Thai driver who is dead good and can beat Lewis Hamilton. His name is Damon Albarn. His dad is inglish but his mum is Thai so it counts. It's like my two boys. They are Thai and inglish and one day they will be world champions in F1 just like damon Albarn will be. Khun Newin (hallowed be his name!!) has told us hes going to get Damon Albarn to come and race in Buriram. that wood be ace!!!!!!!!!!
I was talking to my mate Geordie Alan the other day. I aksed him what is the name of that famous Austria moter racing driver. He said Lauda. I said WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT FAMOUS AUSTRIAN MOTER RACING DRIVER (dead loud). He pissed himself laffing at that. That's how much we no about f1 in Buriram. We can make jokes about it. i bet you cant make jokes about it becos you dont no nuthin about it.
anyway i hope you all enjoy the rest of the football seeson. VAR has maid it crap anyway and its not worth watching anymore especially as that bird from Port has stuck her oar in. Who does she think she is? Karuna? 5555555555555555
Anyway enjoy watching 22 blokes kicking a bag of wind around a feeld. Here in Buriram we'll be having loads more fun watching cars (and moterbikes) drive round in circles for a couple of hours. I no we only see them for a split second at a time butt thats becos they go dead fast. Brrrrrrmmmmm - thats the sound of a car going dead fast not me trying to spel Buriram. Im not thikk!!!!!!!
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