Tuesday, 24 November 2020

NEW!! Chonburi FC And The World's Most Dangerous Sports: 2020


In tribute to the club's ridiculous decision to allow striker, Teeratep Winothai to miss last Saturday's match at BG Pathum Utd so he could take part in a celebrity boxing bout, I've matched the current squad's shirt numbers to the list of "Most Dangerous Sports", according to worldsultimate.net. So, if any of the other lads fancy a bit of time off from their day job...

2. Noppanon Kachaplayuk - Gymnastics
3. Carli de Murga - Soccer (??)
4. Teerapong Deehamhae - Base Jumping

5. Kritsada Kaman - Bicycle Riding

6. Rangsan Wiroonsri - Rugby
7. Caion - Mixed Martial Arts

8. Worachit Kanitsribampen - Cheerleading (!!)

10. Kroekrit Thaweekarn - Bull Riding

13. Nattapong Phephat - Buzkashi

14. Teeratep Winothai - Longboarding
17. Sarut Nasri - Bullfighting

19. Saharat Sontisawat - Cave Diving

22. Kazuto Kushida - Helicopter Skiing
23. Dragan Bošković - Iditarod
 
24. Phanuphong Phonsa - Macau Grand Prix

26. Narathip Kruearanya - Baja 1000

28. Niran Hansson - Swimming

30. Chakhon Philakhlang - Volvo Ocean Race
33. Júnior Lopes - Jousting

35. Chanin Sae-ear - Lawn Bowls (!!)

*There are a couple of these that involve animals and which I consider barbaric, but, as they're on the list, I've decided to include them. In the unlikely event that the club would allow any of our players or staff to indulge in these "sports", I would stop supporting them immediately.

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