When I launched my first independent Chonburi FC website, I used to run a regular quiz. Here's the, not altogether serious one, I posted ahead of our trip to play Police Utd on 19th November, 2013.
Quiz 4
Police Quiz
Thursday 17th October, 2013
1. Which of the following is not a recognised slang name for the police?
a) Rozzers b) Bizzies c) Kwikfit Fitters
2. Which infamous former Chief Constable of Greater Manchester claimed to be "God's Cop"?
a) Jesus Rebus b) Noah Columbo c) James Anderton
3. What was the name of the Norwich based TV detective series proposed by Alan Partridge?
a) Swallow b) Partridge c) East Anglia 5-0
4. Everton of the English Premier League run out to the theme tune from which TV cop show?
a) Ironside b) Dalgleish c) Z Cars
5. Inspector Morse's sidekick Lewis starred in his own spin off TV series. What was it called?
a) The Inspector Morse Spin Off Series b) You're Nicked, You Slaaag! c) Lewis
6. Which UK television programme features PC McGarry?
a) Computer Chronicles b) Click Online c) Camberwick Green
7. Which song contains the following lines:
"Tell PC McGarry to find himself a mate
And arm themselves with CS Gas, they're gonna be up late"?
a) "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" by Genesis b) "The Trumpton Riots" by Half Man Half Biscuit c) "I Fought the Law" by The Clash
8. TV detectives Dave & Ken are better known as what?
a) Starsky and Hutch b) Bowie and Barlow c) Brent and Brannagh
9. Which comedy duo starred in the 1982 film "The Boys in Blue"?
a) Cannon and Ball b) The Krankies c) Newin and Karuna Chidchob
10. Which of these is not a cartoon character?
a) Officer Dibble b) Worawi Makudi c) Chief Inspector Wiggum
11. What did PC Plod accuse Noddy of stealing, in the book "Noddy Gets Into Trouble"?
a) A cat from Miss Fluffy Food's house b) Food from Miss Fluffy Cat's house c) Fluff from Miss Foody Cat's house
12. Regular posters on the Thai Visa forum refer to the Thai police as the "BiB". What does this stand for?
a) Best in the Business b) Boys in Brown c) Backhanders in Bangkok
13. Committing which of the following traffic offences is most likely to get you pulled over by the Thai police?
a) Driving the wrong way down the motorway b) Driving at night without lights c) Driving through a red light
14. Which musical features the song "A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One"?
a) James Anderton: Lust For Glory b) Kojak: The Musical c) The Pirates of Penzance
15. Who said, "When I was about 16, I got my ball taken off me by the police for playing in the street - which is pathetic really."?
a) Therdsak Chaiman b) Worawi Makudi c) Wayne Rooney
16. Who said, "I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."?
a) Newin Chidchob b) Ilie Nastasie c) Irfan Bachdim
17. In the 1962 film "On the Beat", why is Norman Wisdom's character refused entry to the police force?
a) He is too short b) He doesn't look good in the uniform c) It is a tried and tested plot device to garner sympathy for the character and move the story along
18. If there's crowd trouble at a Thai football match, the local police will:
a) Respond swiftly and efficiently to deal with the problem b) Video the incident and deal with the troublemakers at a later date c) Run a mile
19. Which of these three celebrities is not a real life policeman?
a) Steven Seagal b) Chuck Norris c) Barry Chuckle
20. Chonburi's defending this season has been likened to which fictional police force?
a) Gotham City Police Department b) S.H.I.E.L.D. c) The Keystone Cops
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