Thursday 6 February 2020

NEW! Season Preview by Big Mick The Buriram Utd Fan: 2020


So this CHonburi fan has asked me to right a preview again. Dunno why?? Unless he wants some proper class on his blogsite. I read a bit of it before i agreed and its pretty crap. Who cares wot happened in 2007??Not ME!!! ANYWAY here gos

I bet you all had a good laff last year when we didn't win nothing, well that won't happen again. This time we will win the lot. LIKE BEFORE! Khun Newin he has promised us. And he always tells the trooth.

Did you see that video of our players pretendin to be homerseksuals? That was FUNNY. Khun Newin likes to do that sort of stuff for the fans. He really luvs us and we luv him. He likes to make us laff. But when it comes to football and formula 1, he's really serious. He should be head of the FAT football assosiashun. Hes that clever.

His misses is clever to. AND shes a good singer. She has two meggafones that she sings down at every match. We all join in with her. We haff to or we don't get our free sandwiches and pop. BUT we'd do it anyway cos we luv our club. MUCH MORE than you luv yours.

This season Buriram UNITED will show everyone how good we are. I no we lost in China but that is because they all have the flu or something. I no non of our players wanted to go their. THEY didn't want to catch nothing. Fifa shold have called it off and given us the WIN. It wasn't fair but it's made us even moor determined to win the TPL, THE FA CUP AND THE LEAGUE CUP now. i no FOX sports are dissapointed cos they really love us on there.

Last year was ridikulous. Crappy teams like Port and Chang rai - or was it Chang mai (is there a difference?) shouldn't win cups and tropheys. ONLY big teams like us should AND WE WILL THIS YEAR!

We still have the bestest players and our manager is a genius and he always does wot Khun Newin tells him. LIKE WE ALL DO. We will come and fill your grounds for you to. We are The Best Fans in Thailand by a mile. Why does no one bring any fans to Buriram? Are you all scared? HA HA Your teams are scared to come and your fans are to. HA HA

This year no Bang cock teams will win anything because you have the SMOG. I seen it on the news. Your players can't see were they are going and will haff to play in masks. And will look very stupid. KHUN Newin has stopped smog in Buriram. He has a special machine. We will bring it with us when we go to Bang cock but only away fans and players can use it!! Noboddy from Bang cock.

So my predickshun for 2020 is Buriram UNITED to win the FA CUP, THE TPL and THE LEAGUE CUP. BUT not the Champions league - because of what i alreddy told you about this. WE WERE CHEATED!!!!

And 3 teams will go down. I don't care who they are cos we only care about ourselfs up here. BUT i hope Mung tongue united go down. They were our rivals for a bit but now theyre crap. So they can go down for me.

i hope NRFC stay up. It's nice for them to have a BIG CROWD when we go. BUT I've seen there ground has been dug up. WHY?!! Are they moving to Bang cock?? I think thats were most of there fans live anyway. HA HA

So thats my preview. BURIRAM UNITED SUE SUE!!!!

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