Fifteen Things We're Expecting To See Today: 2014

A list of things I was expecting to see at the Chonburi v Suphanburi FA Cup semi final in October, 2014.

FIFTEEN THINGS WE'RE EXPECTING TO SEE TODAY
5th October, 2014

1. People with their faces painted.

2. People dressed in a "colourful" manner.

3. Touts trying in vain to sell fistful's of pre bought tickets.

4. Lots and lots and lots and lots of empty seats.

5. Lots and lots and lots and lots of huddles.

6. Mexican Waves.

7. Thunder, lightning and lots of rain.

8. Chaos on the car park.

9. Pretty girls trying to flog insurance, telephone credit, fizzy drinks etc

10. TV film crews filming fans singing, banging drums and waving flags.

11. Long queues at the one ticket window that is actually open.

12. Extra time and penalties.

13. Men with their shirts off.

14. People wearing "fun" wigs.

15. A man in a suit being booed.